Vexed

in

  1. Can I get Esther Perel on speed dial?

  2. Would I frighten the neighbors and the wildlife if I wore haute couture while taking out the trash? (Colorado may be jaw-dropping in its loveliness but the locals wouldn’t know fashion if it barreled up to them in the ski lift queue and bit them on the ass.)

  3. Does Givenchy have a payment plan now that Clare Waight Keller is their Artistic Director? (See above)

  4. Does Donald Trump keep Melania in a basement or is it entirely her own choice?

  5. Should I audition for a Ted talk about birth defects?

  6. How do I spin a 2-year hiatus from the corporate trenches on my resume?

  7. What is it with my ongoing obsession for Regency romance novels?

  8. How is it that Kim France reads my mind?

  9. Am I the only woman out there who thinks Bach, Scarlatti and Handel are the Holy Trinity?

  10. Can someone shoot me for not getting the tahini recipe from the cook on the trip down the Nile?