Melania!

Don’t think that the exclamation point is a symbol of her fabulous-ness. It’s a symbol of misplaced rage and WTLivingF. As the leadership in this country continues it’s precipitous fall off a never-ending cliff, like many, I’m casting about for others to blame. Blame is my groove. Not loving kindness.

So with that spitefulness in mind: where is this woman!? Why has she at least not commenced very public divorce proceedings and gone on all the talk shows (via Zoom, naturally) to expose this odious individual she’s been shackled to? Can’t she serve up a good gob of Covid-19 along with the Prez’s lunch burger to take us out of our misery. A PSA to save the whole world.

We’ve seen the public slapping away of his hand when visiting Europe, the memes of her going in for the smooch with Justin Trudeau - probably wanting to hightail it back to Quebec or wherever with him to escape the skin-crawling nutter she’s attached herself to. We’ve witnessed her public humiliation with Stormy and the checks, the figure of fun for the night time comedians but the silence remains. What the heck is happening in the East Wing? Or perhaps she’s back in Novo Mesto with Barron; they’ll most certainly get better health care if they are. In the spirit of wishing she’d do her part, I want her to crash Stephen Colbert’s A Late Show and tell America it’s all going to be A-OK because she’s slipped Trump (and Pence) some slow acting strain of Covid - thanks to her pal Dr Fauci, and she can guarantee they’ll be dead by August. Queue the cheering and an early election.

Then she too can escape the hell of the White House with Barron, get on the witness protection program and pick up a spot of catalogue modeling for JC Penney. (That’s if they can stave off bankruptcy). She won’t be able to shack up in New York. I doubt they’ll have her even if she does come good with the demise of her husband.

To my thinking there are two things going on here for Melania: firstly she’s decided to not even try to be First Lady, not after Michelle Obama set a standard that would be impossible to best, with or without the dickhead she’s married to. And secondly, methinks she could care less about the electorate. She married him to get divorced so she’d at least have a tidy sum to live out the rest of her life as his ex. How’s that turning out for you?